Showing posts with label energy vampires. Show all posts
Showing posts with label energy vampires. Show all posts

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Vampires in Sun Prairie? Someone call Buffy!

David Stackhouse's less than subtle jab about energy vampires last Monday night reminded us how much the district has done regarding vampire energy. Well...exactly nothing. Unless of course, like everything else, after publicly denouncing the idea brought forth by a community resident, the district regrouped and quietly started attacking the problem behind the scenes.

That's what happened with pizza, Kit Kat bars, ans who knows what else. You see, the district administration --AND the school board--- share a basic psychological problem. They cannot simply take the high road, admit when they are wrong, and thank residents when they point flaws in their system out to them.

Oh, hell no! Their psychological issues require them to be viewed as the smart ones...the ones that "know what they are doing". So, instead of owning their problems, their mental tactic is to rally around each other an make ludicrous arguments to support what they are doing, and attempt to make any resident who believes otherwise, look foolish. THEN, of course, they scurry off like rats and cease whatever practice gets called out.

So...back to energy vampires. This issue was raised exactly a year ago. Administration again gave the citizen the look of "You've got to be kidding". And then there was quiet. The citizen raised the issue, particularly because the district has a rather large population of computers and cell phones, both of which rank high on the list of "energy vampires".

Before approving the purchase of 1075 computers with referendum dollars, the district already owned 2439 computers. This new purchase will bring the district tally to 3514 computers. Care to guess how many cell phones the district has? How many cell phone charges are sitting on desks plugged into an outlet, awaiting to mate with the cellphone for some charging action? How many computers are sitting turned off, but still plugged into an outlet? Let's not even talk about computer monitors!!!

When that citizen pushed the issue through e-mail, the district position was that they could not unplug computers--or even turn them off--at night because it would take so long for them to boot up and connect to the servers in the morning. That, friends, underscores a weakness in the server capability that should be addressed immediately! Allowing vampires to lurk among you because your servers are inadequate is just not good stewardship of taxpayer dollars.

Mr. Stackhouse....energy vampires are not the coffeepots or small refrigerators of which you spoke. Certainly, those are a power drain for the district--and we like your idea to have the district make sufficient "Energy Star" refrigerators available for staff. When that annoying citizen spoke of energy vampires, the concern was for the high technology devices that suck juice EVEN WHEN TURNED OFF!

Instead of sticking a stake right through the heart of employee morale (or some silly game of retribution because the teachers refused to volunteer a furlough day) by insisting on personal appliance fees, the school board should direct administration to evaluate the impact of and find a solution to energy vampires.

Are your personal appliance fee projected revenues of $6,000 per year REALLY what's at issue here? Industry estimates suggest that your 3500+ computers alone can cost you over $100,000 in vampire energy costs alone. It seems, once again, that you've hit way too many potholes and your priorities are out of alignment.

Oh...and Mr. Stackhouse? Please don't take this as a personal affront. Frankly, overall, we like your renewed vigor at the school board table. Whether fueled by rejection from your fellow board members, or whether you've simply started eating your Wheaties before board meetings, more often than not of late your comments are on target. We thank you for that.

...and for you unbelievers out there...here are some facts

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Appliance Fees: Vampires, Mummies and the Holy Ghost

On Monday March 8, the school board reviewed Phil Frei's status of budget reductions. Mr. Frei reported that a motion which failed out of committee (citizens 2, board 3) was to repeal the infamous "Appliance fee".

Al Slane took the solitary position of offering a compromise, supporting at least a "Principal's option"to waive the fee if the appliance was being used for the good of the kids ("coffee pots don't get waived as --hopefully-- most of these kids aren't drinking coffee"). Albert got no love from his fellow board brethren and sistren...no one would even second his emotion.

David Stackhouse took a shot a certain citizen, claiming that these very appliances are the "energy vampires" complained about last spring. Somehow, Jimmy Buffet came to mind.

Talk about denial
And dysfunctional things
Head’s like a bell somedays
It dongs and it dings
My brain playing tricks on me
It likes to shift gears
Spend lots of money
But I’m tackling my fears

Vampires, School Boards and the Holy Ghost
These are the things that terrify me the most

--(edit ted from) Jimmy Buffet: Vampires, Mummies and the Holy Ghost

In the end, the board voted resoundingly to retain the controversial Appliance Fees.
Someone take a memo:
Take that, SPEA...whup-isssh!
Love and kisses, your school board

Stackhouse's Energy Vampire jab
Hmmm...let's see...last spring, that certain citizen asked whether or not in it's $9,000 per month fee, Energy Educators Inc was even remotely discussing the issue of "energy vampires" within the district (that's a negatory, good buddies...what did you expect for $9,000 per month? Rubber bisquit?). Response: Nothing. Unless you count glazed stares and looks of disbelief.

NOW you want to raise it as a valid concern? We don't think so, David.

Appliance Fee Update
Man do we have some creative teachers! First came paying the appliance fee in pennies. Now we here that a number of creative staff have opted to make a check for their appliance fee payable to the utility company!!!

As Chris Farley (we miss you dearly, Chris) would say,
That...

was...

AWESOME.