Signs , Signs, everywhere...signs

In fairness to Mr. McClowry, we thought we should do a mini-tour and scope out the status of reserved parking at schools in the district.   After checking 6 of the 11 schools, here's what we found.

What exactly does a specialized reserved parking sign cost these days in the onesie twosies?
We have two different reserved parking sign for Watch D.O.Gs.  We have signs for Staff Member of the month and employee of the month.

The only individual reserved parking we've noted so far is for the Principal at Creekside, and then for Athletic Director McClowry.

Signs, signs, everywhere a sign
Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?

And the sign suggested anybody caught parkin' here might be towed on sight
So I jumped on the fence and-a yelled at the school, "Hey! What gives you the right?"

---- (loosely adapted from) Five Man Electrical Band,  "Signs"